Hey you. Yeah, the goofball reading this post right now. You think you’re all that and a bag of chips, dontcha? You feel as though you’re the bee’s knees? Well, this gnome is here to let you know that you’re a massive disappointment. Your life does not meet his standards, and he’s going to let everyone know about your many, many flaws. Then again, he’s a bit of a grump that nobody listens to, so don’t take it too hard.
Minimalistway found this guy in a new adventure, saying, “Starting in Istaria, look at this gnome, he looks too old for this… stuff. I learned how to be Mage and started burning spiders.”
Soso_tsundere found inspiration from Bruce Springsteen during some recent adventures in City of Heroes: “This gun’s for hire, even if we’re just dancing in the dark.”
Ask your Spotify to tell you who’s the Boss, kids.
And Greaterdivinity spotted this gross environmental detail in Fallout 76: “What a terrible and unfortunate way to go. I should get back into FO76 at some point.”
I don’t think those two sentences are connected as well as you think they are.
Little Bugbear decided that what this summer needs is a lot more heat. So with that in mind, why not a vacation to Guild Wars 2’s apocalyptic regions? “With the summer we have been having I’m really starting to empathize with the people living in lava zones.”
And we’ll close things out with a picture of my Lord of the Rings Online’s majestic boar butt as I ride into Yondershire. It’s like the Shire, just… over yonder.
Just because August is coming to a close doesn’t mean that you get to slack off! As we speak, I’m pressing my editors for money in the MOP budget to hire whip-wielding gnomes to “motivate” you to submit more screenshots. Until that becomes a reality, just… just imagine that they’re there. Scary, isn’t it? Intimidating? Yeah, get to work.
Every week, One Shots shines a spotlight on the best community screenshots from your MMO adventures. If you have a great pic to share, email it tojustin@massivelyop.com with the subject “One Shots.” Make sure that the picture is over 880px wide and comes with a description or story!
